humor comedy? who knows what these quotes will make you feel. but these are definitely quotes. compiled over time, most of it is brother beef. after each quote will be context if needed. tw for slurs mentions i guess?!?!!
acht: peri lets watch men in black 2
peri: WHY ME
acht: cuz like..you know
peri: IS THIS RACISM
acht: (not paying attention to what he said) yeah kinda
CONTEXT: peridot is an alien
acht:( idly thinking to myself as i pass by peris cosplay) peri's stupid head...
๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ถ: *GROWLS* TRY AGAIN...
acht: peris...smart head?? ๐ญ ๐ญ
peri: MUCH BETTER!!
CONTEXT: peri's cosplay head is all hangin out in our room
me earlier splashing water on my face cuz i was feeling kinda gross: okay wakey wakey eggs and bakey ๐ oh god im a dork ๐ฌ ??
vriska: It's beautiful though
gangle: dw im a dork too
acht: * looking around * i seem to be missing some support...from someone ๐คจ
peri: I'M NOT COMPLIMENTING YOU. (deadpan)
acht: peri i miss you you need to be so asexual okay
peri: ?????
peri: ALL ALLOSEXUALS MUST EXPLODE, NOW. (PROBABLY GOT ANGRY AT SOMETHING I DONT REMEMBER)
everyone: (EMITS THE FEELING OF THE WORD DAMN IN UNISON)
peri: GOING DOWN A SPLATOON FICTIVE RABBIT HOLE, VERY RARE.
peri: HEY, ACHT, CAN I GET A VIBE CHECK ON THIS.
acht: omg... i was finally asked for a vibe check (WONDERMENT AND AMAZEMENT)
peri: YAH. ๐
HIS RESPONSE WASNT EVEN THAT GOOD, NEVER ASKING AGAIN.
CONTEXT: injoke...
acht: y are your antennae always doing that (flattening)
peri: CUZ IM ALWAYS ANGRY 3:C
acht: ok buddy
IN DA SHOWER
peri: ASKINF VRISKA WHY SHE SAID SMTH
vriska:Idk what if I'm just chill like that...what if I lowkey dgaf...
peri: NOSE EXHALES A LITTLE
NO THAT IS NOT FUNNY. YOU HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR THE PAST 5 MONTHS.
vriska: It has not been that long.
peri: IT LITERALLT HAS
HE MIGHT BE CHILL AND LOWKEY NOT GAF BUT IDK I CANT TELL
CONTEXT: vriska has been saying that line since she formed bru.
acht: Can you not download trojans onto our computer.
peri: BUT SILVER...
acht: but silver is not an excuse ๐ญ i mean its probably fine but.
peri: YOU WOULDA DONE THE SAME THING.
acht: but i wouldnt ๐ญ ๐ญ
CONTEXT: peri downloaded team sonic racing off fitgirl and it came with a trojan
ppl online talking about how cool zoh shia armor is
acht thinking : huh yeah i really need to kill myself
CONTEXT: acht is zoh shia kin
peri earlier: ACHT I WILL PAY YOU TO DRAW GERALD X BLACK DOOM YAOI.
acht: what...
peri: ILL GIVE YOU 5 DOLLARS
acht: we have the same bank account๐ญ
vriska: Do u like me when im super vriska ๐
acht: i like you all the time.
this little freak reaches out and TIGHTLY GRASPS my tentacles
acht: * Flinches In real Life*
CONTEXT: im not going to bother trying to explain this
acht: i dont even need a pass get a little gay then we can talk peridot
peri: WHAT ARE YOU AROPHOBIC
acht: yeah maybe i am if your so anti yaoi
peri: THAT IS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT.
CONTEXT: f slur!!!
acht: (looking at fanart) oh...his eyes are blue...hes aryan.
peri: (IN THE DISTANCE) I AM NOT ARYAN!?!?!
FOR SOME REASON, MOST OF MY FICTIONAL IDENTITIES WHEN GIJINKAFIED, PEOPLE MAKE THEM WHITE, SO I AM COMMONLY BULLIED FOR THIS...
peri: I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU, WENCH.
acht: stop calling me that its misgendering and you said you're bad but you draw the line at misgendering
peri: IT'S NOT MISGENDERING IT'S AN INSULT. ANYBODY CAN BE A BITCH. (CROSSES ARMS)
acht: wait i just got cooked...
vriska: Why are you stressin.
acht: uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh (thinks about it for a whole minute)
i dont know.
vriska: Then stop ๐ผ
it worked
acht: hell yeah brother---i mean sister---i mean girliepop
gangle: is that what i am to you??
acht: well. if you hate it then no
gangle: no it's ok. i'm girliepop
peri: (scrolling through our tumblr dash and sees ashley nichol's human zooble art)
gangle: oh their so pretty... au...ack.. peh.. (coughing and sputtering and dying)
peri: ๐จ?
acht: if anyone deserves to use a gun in this world its gangle. id let her use it on me
gangle: !???!
gangle: god... (looking at zooble AGAIN)
acht: you're so.
gangle: no don't say it. i already know
acht: are you homophobic?
gangle: i am NOT i am NOOTT HOMOPHOBIC
CONTEXT: what is with this system and homophobia allegations? what have i walked into? /silly
peridot: (thinking to myself) the amazing digital circus is like skibidi toilet to me...
gangle: ?????
peridot: *sees gijinka of drone me* ahh.. i'm white.. again.
acht: that's my aryan brother!!!! ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
peridot: nononononono noononooonononononono
more to come...