• gotten: 2023
• pronouns: he him
• species: sockeye salmon
• brand: split hares

A VERY. VERY GOOD SENSORY FISH. RECIEVED FOR THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS AIRPORT, THEY ARE TWIN IN BOTH HOW MUCH WE LIKE THEM AND HOW...AUCK, EXPENSIVE THEY WERE. THE BEANS IN THIS FISH ARE WONDERFUL. ONE OF OUR CATS HAS CREATED TINY LACERATIONS IN THIS FISH WHEN SHE BAKED BREAD ON HIM ONCE. DO NOT GET ME WRONG, BUT IT IS VERY NICE TO STICK A FINGER INEBTWEEN THE PELVIC FINS, FINGER FIN SANDWHICH OF SOFT.

that salmon is slammin' vrother. okay yeah this guy is cool. seaport my goat. or should i say my soat. think the singlet got this because 1. fish are cool and 2. he really liked splatoon at the time, and salmonids do exist. freaky guys they are