It was a fine day in Inkopolis. I walk up the stairs to the Squid Sisters studio and look longinly in the window. Oh, where did time go? It seems so long since I last saw her...

But, I turn around, and I see her beautiful smile.

"Hey, Y/N. It's been a while."

My face flushes deep red and my tentacles start wriggling in excitement.

"Callie! I can't believe its you! Please kiss me!"

She closes her eyes and I close mine too. I pucker my lips really hard and she leans in, but as our lips collide she reels back in horror.

"Why are you kissing like I'm your grandma?"

"I'm sorry... it's been a while... I forgot how to kiss... can you teach me?"

Suddenly, Marie appears behind her.

"Hey, Y/N... what do you think you're doing with my sister?"

She narrows her eyes, and I get a horrible feeling in my chest. I know this... Marie's wrath.

"We weren't do anything!"

Callie insists, and she starts to sweat buckets. I pull her to my side, away from the raging Marie, and smooch her.

Marie screams, and I ready my fists.

"You wanna throw hands, Marie? You can't take my wife from me."

"Try me, Y/N. You'll regret it."

I push Callie to the side, and it goes down.

---

Im in bed, in my apartment in Inkopolis. I took Callie away from her abusive sister Marie, and now we're snuggling in my bed.

"Hey babe... I'm sorry Marie did that to you."

Callie apologizes, putting in her face in the crook of my neck and sniffing in my scent.

"You smell good..."

She says, meekly, feeling so small, and I put fingers into her squid holes (the hair).

She winces because her squid holes are very sensitive.

"You're so cute, Callie,"

I say, as I squeeze harder.

Suddenly, I hear a knock on the door. A really hard knock. So hard, it almost crashes the door in.

I shoot up in bed, and rush to the door, pushing Callie aside.

"Fuck you"

Says Marie. I gave her a black eye yesterday because I was in a fit of rage, after missing my wife for 5 years.

"Hey, hey, calm down with the expletives. Callie is happy with me."

I smirk, showing my teeth, and I ready up my fists once more, while my sweet Callie shivers in my bed without my warmth.

---

I'm in jail. Marie reported the officers, and now I'm suffering without my babygirl. She sent me mail for jail and she's gonna pay my bail, covering up my criminal trail. I pick my nose like men do and the shake the bards.

Suddenly I hear her beautiful singing. It's the calamari inkantation that frees all of their worldly shackles. But... plot twist!!!

It was actually... Marie singing! I want to die, thinking I ever could mix HER up with my gorgeous wife and her ebony ink.

Marie walks over to my jail cell, still singing, and suddenly her eyes have turned photorealistic and they are bleeding from the eye sockets she has a full row of serrated teeth and she has claws.

"Your time has come,"
She rasps out.

"No, Marie, this isn't like you. What would Callie think?"
At that, suddenly she turns normal, and turns to face me. She has a solemn look on her face, full of guilt and regret.

"I'm sorry, Y/N. Sorry for all I've done. You can have Callie. But I'll still never forgive you."
She pulls out a crowbar and destroys the bars of my cell and frees me. I start to cry.

Who knew she was so nice.

"We will see never again,"
Says marie, and she leaves mysteriously.

---

I'm on a honeymoon with Callie. We took a plane out to splatsville on a private jet and we're visting a desert oasis tourist attraction. She is scantily clad is a showing bikini that compliments her curves.

"Heh, you're so hot Callie,"
I whisper as she cannonbals into the water.

"Hehehe! I'm so glad you think so Y/N!"
She giggles, and we laugh together, a happy couple, married even, at long last.

"Come here so I can lather lotion on you,"
My deep man voice booms throughout the oasis making the ground shake because I'm so masculine. She giggles and gets out of the water and lays down on the towel.

SUDDENLY, A HUGE SPLASH APPEARS IN THE WATER

Alarms start going off and everyon runs from the water.

A huge shark pops out the water and makes a beautiful arc in the air. On the top of it... is Marie.

My enemy.

"Turns out we meet again, Y/N,"

"You are my enemy!"
I shout! And I throw Callie behind me readying up my fists. Marie slaps her shark heartily and they rev up.

"I got this sick shark from my boyfriend shiver,"
She yells at me, and her shark opens its jaws

I run.



(we never finished this,)